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[Amarillo]

Bizarre story.

Mayor of Redbridge gets stuck face down behind a football club for FIVE days.

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2023-07-03/man-taking-shortcut-gets-stuck-face-down-for-five-days-under-a-pipe

 

[willwander]

Bizarre story.

Mayor of Redbridge gets stuck face down behind a football club for FIVE days.

https://www.itv.com/news/london/2023-07-03/man-taking-shortcut-gets-stuck-face-down-for-five-days-under-a-pipe

traumatic, lol

 

[Amarillo]

04:50-5.00 3 September 1967

Sweden changing from driving on the left to driving on the right.

04.50 stop on left
04.51 - 04.59 switch sides
05.00 drive on right

 

[Calimili]

04:50-5.00 3 September 1967

Sweden changing from driving on the left to driving on the right.

04.50 stop on left
04.51 - 04.59 switch sides
05.00 drive on right

pretend you are on the eurotunnel and arriving at Calais. It's doable!

 

[Amarillo]

 

[Mansfieldman750]

I just gave Amarillo a Yogi Berra quote so here’s some more

 

[Amarillo]

Truth

Alternative truth

 

[WelshGas]

A driver caught speeding at 101mph told police they were speeding because they were rushing home to charge their electric car.
The speeding motorist insisted that their EV was about to run out of battery.
The driver was pulled over by police in Wiltshire earlier this month.
But the excuse did not wash, with the driver now facing a court hearing and set to pay a hefty fine.
A Wiltshire Police Specialist Operations unit tweeted a picture of a device recording 101mph.
The unimpressed officers pointed out that the faster the vehicle travels, the more power it uses.

Social media users joked the driver wasn’t “the brightest spark”.
David Cameron-Young said: “Obviously, physics wasn’t their strongest point.”
Rossi Rides said: “I think the driving test should include an IQ test with a minimum pass score. #DarwinAward.”

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Bird poo on windscreen.

 

[WelshGas]

What on earth is " Confined Spaces Training "?

 

[Amarillo]

View attachment 111937

What on earth is " Confined Spaces Training "?

A two hour course costing £26 + VAT.

High Speed Training | Over 160 Online Training Courses

Online Confined Space Training. CPD Approved. RoSPA Assured. Certificate Included. Learn At Your Own Pace. Unlimited Retakes. 2 Hour Course. £25.00 + VAT.

www.highspeedtraining.co.uk

 

[WelshGas]

A two hour course costing £26 + VAT.

High Speed Training | Over 160 Online Training Courses

Online Confined Space Training. CPD Approved. RoSPA Assured. Certificate Included. Learn At Your Own Pace. Unlimited Retakes. 2 Hour Course. £25.00 + VAT.

www.highspeedtraining.co.uk

Confined Space Training: NSW | Pinnacle Safety and Training

Pinnacle Safety and Training are Australia's best confined space trainers. This nationally recognised 1 day course allows workers to perform basic risk assessments and enter a confined space to conduct work under an issued permit.

www.pinnaclesafety.com.au

All day course, down under and costs over 200 Aus$.
Maybe they work upside down here.

 

[sidepod]

View attachment 111937

What on earth is " Confined Spaces Training "?

I think it’s aimed at the “larger” person for sleeping upstairs in a Cali?

 

[Californication69]

View attachment 111937

What on earth is " Confined Spaces Training "?

When you get to wear a gimp mask after some bloke shouts down a hole “ GAS GAS GAS GAS”

 

[flying banana]

Our lass just smacked me round the head with power tool. No idea why,one minute I was just sat there and then BOSCH

 

[WelshGas]

Car crashes into verge while undertaking bin lorry

The motorist, driving a 4x4, can be seen attempting to mount the kerb before sliding down a verge.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[GrumpyGranddad]

Bet he’

Car crashes into verge while undertaking bin lorry

The motorist, driving a 4x4, can be seen attempting to mount the kerb before sliding down a verge.

www.bbc.co.uk

Bet he’s down in the dumps about that.

 

[Amarillo]

Car crashes into verge while undertaking bin lorry

The motorist, driving a 4x4, can be seen attempting to mount the kerb before sliding down a verge.

www.bbc.co.uk

It looks like he trashed his car.

 

[The Pox]

It looks like he trashed his car.

It's nice to see Range Rovers being driven off road not just blocking two parking places at the supermarket.

 

[Corradobrit]

Car crashes into verge while undertaking bin lorry

The motorist, driving a 4x4, can be seen attempting to mount the kerb before sliding down a verge.

www.bbc.co.uk

He/She binned it

 

[Corradobrit]

Thats more a ditch than a verge.

 

[Calimili]

Thats more a ditch than a verge.

How did you manage to go back in time ?
Posting at 11:23 PM after posting at 12:04 PM?

 

[Corradobrit]

View attachment 112419How did you manage to go back in time ?
Posting at 11:23 PM after posting at 12:04 PM?

I think you are confusing your AM's with your PM's. 11:23pm is after 12:04pm.

 

[Calimili]

I think you are confusing your AM's with your PM's. 11:23pm is after 12:04pm.

well, as you can see in my screenshot above your posts are both "Yesterday xx:xx PM"... and 12 should come after 11.
Not worth picking up a fight on this

 

[Mansfieldman750]

well, as you can see in my screenshot above your posts are both "Yesterday xx:xx PM"... and 12 should come after 11.
Not worth picking up a fight on this

12.04pm is 4 minutes after noon.
11.23 pm is coming up to midnight, so yes 11 comes after 12 on a 12 hour clock.